Don't ewe want it, Stevie?
THE SUN offered a prize lamb to Steven Gerrard yesterday — for breaking the match deadlock against sheep-shearers Andorra.
But it was a double redcard for the woolly mascot, also called Stevie.
First an official at the England vice-skipper’s Liverpool club got in a stew and refused to let it in. We then took the animal to Liverpool’s Melwood training ground. But Gerrard, 26, drove straight past in his swish Bentley.
An onlooker said: “Ewe would have thought he’d be over the moon.”
Gerrard won after we pledged a sheep to the first muttonhead to score in the Euro 2008 clash.
But it was a double redcard for the woolly mascot, also called Stevie.
First an official at the England vice-skipper’s Liverpool club got in a stew and refused to let it in. We then took the animal to Liverpool’s Melwood training ground. But Gerrard, 26, drove straight past in his swish Bentley.
An onlooker said: “Ewe would have thought he’d be over the moon.”
Gerrard won after we pledged a sheep to the first muttonhead to score in the Euro 2008 clash.
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